Coldest December in Chicago? You don't say.
I was waiting for the bus this morning hoping my eyeballs wouldn't freeze solid when a dog sled pulled up instead of the 60. I had to get to work and Eskimos smell way better than the homeless and junkies so I hopped on.
I'm telling you, I don't care how cold it gets next month, I'm not going to eat whale blubber and I'm not sleeping with short, slanty-eyed, caribou fur-clad butterballs.
Coming soon: Why it took me nearly two weeks to post. Thanks to those of you who noticed. I appreciate it.
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4 comments:
Glad to see you back...happy holidays!
i did notice..
its about time.
Welcome back! I missed you!
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