Friday, March 09, 2007

I am livid. LIVID!

You know how you can get so mad you can't see straight, let alone type? I wake up this morning, turn on the computer, and see this headline:

Gingrich had affair during Clinton probe

Oh my fucking God! I wanted to throw my laptop out the window. I can only hope that by writing about this on my blog, I will begin to see how funny this all is. I need help right now. Do I call 911? What? What do I do? How can I function in a world where Republicans and their moronic followers also live, and not want to kill them? Seriously, I have an interview this afternoon at this place where they help people take over other people. What am I going to do? How can I not tell the lady, "Uh, lady, this job sounds nice and all, but I will not be able to speak to, work near, or share the same water cooler with anyone who voted Republican in the 20th or 21st centuries." (I have no quarrel with Chester Arthur supporters.)

Read the Gingrich story. It's sickening. Gingrich fucking another woman, not his wife, while lampooning a man for infidelity is really something. And of course he says he's not a hypocrite, because they were going after Clinton, not for the blow jobs, but for lying about the blow jobs. Bull shit. Bull shit. Bull shit! They were like this bunch of fucking high school geeks pissed at the cool, popular guy who didn't trip over himself like they had hoped, so they had to scramble to sabotage him. And of course, it was about the sex--it always was, and with them it always will be. I don't know why it is this way, but it is.

And then we have Mr. Bush still sitting pretty in the White House. Starts a war on a hunch, blows billions of dollars, kills thousands of soldiers, embarasses his country at every turn, yeah THIS guy was never in any danger of going anywhere.

Have a great day.


Angie T said...

I feel better now. BUT JUST A LITTLE BIT!

Angie T said...

Stat shot on the major 2008 contenders (declared or otherwise)

Republicans -

Rudy Guiliani - 3 marriages

John McCain - 2 Marriages

Newt Gingrich - 3 Marriages.

All admitting infidelity.


Hillary Rodham Clinton - 1 marriage - 32 years

John Edwards- 1 Marriage - 30 years

Barack Obama - 1 marriage - 15 years

Bill Richardson - 1 marriage - 33 years

Don't ask me why I still care about this crap.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I hope you feel better.

Bush is still the man!

You need to read other stories - like the huge squid story.

Justin said...

agreed. I think Gingrich should be prosecuted by your lover. This is just outrageous.

Anonymous said...

Treat says....If it makes you feel any better, Condi's wearing a beret and blowing monkey boy as we speak...type

Angie T said...

God, I'm a spaz.