Tuesday, April 03, 2007

I just spent the last 30 minutes trying to memorize this:

"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad, known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."

I'm alway thinking up fun things to do to keep myself occupied. When people ask me my hobbies, I say: writing, watching TV, painting pictures, burning President Bush in effigy, drinking beer, gossiping, shrinking from my responsibilities as an American, and oh yeah, wasting big blocks of time.

3 comments:

Jennifer said...

You're back! And better than ever. I've often tried to memorize that opening but I just can't do it. I can, however, sing all the words to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Rock on.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you memorized that.

SarahReznor said...

you should memorize the family guy one - "In the television comedy world, the people are entertained by two separate yet equally important types of shows. Traditional sitcoms, that gets laughs out of everyday situations like trying to fix your own plumbing, or inviting two dates to the same dance, and Animated shows that make jokes about farting. This is the latter."