Singer: Real Men of Questionable Genius
Today I salute you, Mr.-18th-St.-Bus-Driver-who-can't-wait-for-a-Delivery-truck-to-clear-Canal-Street.
Singer: You're on a tight schedule
That's right, your busload of sleepy commuters would rather die in a head on collision then be five minutes late to work
Singer: You want to get them to the Red Line.
Oh yes, drive up on that curb, take the sidewalk, and then maneuver through those signs back onto the street because who knows when that semi will make it into the dock.
Bonus: I added two new sketches over on the sidebar. Be kind as these are DRAFTS! Comments are welcome.