I'm a little late weighing in the latest uproar on the campaign trail. But this post is so worth the wait, because what you have here is an actual phone transcript of a recent call between HRC and Ms. Geraldine. It's crazy how these things fall into my lap sometimes. Here's an excerpt:
HRC: So Gerry, I have a favor to ask.
HRC: Yes? You don't even know what I'm going to ask you!
Geraldine: Yes, I'll be your running mate! Clinton-Ferraro. . . unstoppabablele!
HRC: Are you drunk?
Geraldine: Totally. . .12 pack of Old Style. . a bottle of wine--
HRC: Focus! Here's what I need. I need you to do an interview with a California paper for me.
Geraldine: LA TIMES! LA TIMES! EEEYAHH!
HRC: Uh, no. The Torrance Daily Breeze.
Geraldine: Ohh. The Times is a rag anyway. That's cool. Alright, give me the number. I'll call the reporter now.
HRC: Gerry, it's 3 a.m.! Wait til tomorrow.
Geraldine: 3 a.m? Fuck. What are you doing up so late?
HRC: Never mind that. Ok, so here's what I need you to say about Obama. Got a pen?
HRC: Say, if Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And then, then say if he was a woman of any color he would not be in this position.
Geraldine: Wha? Whoa. Can't Bill do it?
HRC: No, and then add that he happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And what else. . say that the country is caught up in the concept.
Geraldine: This isn't going to go over real well.
HRC: No big deal. I'll just disavow you in the press, but only after an egregiously long time so it looks like I really agree with this.
Geraldine: You're gonna disavow me? Hill? Really?
HRC: Yes. Disavow, rebuke, and repudiate you.
Geraldine: Repudiate? What about renounce?
HRC: Um, I'll probably renounce as well. We'll have to see. So you in?
Geraldine: Well, I guess. But maybe. . .
HRC: Maybe what?
Geraldine: Maybe you should just step aside if this is what it's coming to. Do you really want to win this way?
HRC: AND DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO KICK YOUR ASS????
Geraldine: Ok, I'll do it. Jesus! Good night.
HRC: Good night, is right.
And that's the end of transcript. This liberal LOVES the Patriot Act and all the illegal wire tapping it affords.