Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Here I am!

Forgive me James Brown, for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last post. I haven't a viable excuse to offer for my absence. It is my longest to date, and I feel awful!

So anyway, I met this fella you see here this weekend at the Kane County Flea Market. Think Lemon Shake-ups, funnel cakes, chocolate covered bannas . . . oh, and mint condition, recently deceased R & B singers! (I didn't buy him, I swear, although I need to spice up my cubicle at work.) The perfect end to a day of flea marketing was a six pack of PBR and a smattering of smokey treats on Rusty's porch.

I have been hurting for blog material as of late. With a job that has yet to illicit any feeling from me one way or the other, a short commute that hasn't produced anything remotely blog-worthy, and a feeling that maybe beer soaked tales aren't that funny, I'm kind of tapped out. I did ask a new pal (an Atlanta transplant) if I could use one of her stories, and she obliged. I'll try and capture her voice (imagine drunken southern drawl, peppered with hiccupy giggles) Editor's notes are in parentheses.

"So I was with a bunch of guys from work at (I forget the name of the restaurant) in North Carolina (or maybe South Carolina). Bubba (forgot his name) said it was a great place for fried chicken. We hadn't ordered yet, so I went to the ladies room. It was a small bathroom, but it had a stall and I walk in and see this woman with her pants pulled down DRYING HER ASS. I said, 'Oh, I'm so sorry!' and start to leave, but she tells me it's ok, I can stay. Horrified I went back to the table. The ass dryer soon exited the bathroom and WENT BACK TO WORK."

Where is Dateline NBC where you need them?

6 comments:

t2ed said...

Beer soaked tales are always funny. Not so much for beer soaked tails. Especially if you have to air dry it in the bathroom.

SarahReznor said...

EEEWWWWWW!!!! I cant believe it!!!! that is NASTY! and i agree with T2ed - on with the beer soaked tales!

Anonymous said...

It's no big deal, really. Most women check out their ass in the mirror in fitting rooms. Some women also check their ass for aerodynamics and drag using the bathroom dryer.

-treat

Iwanski said...

Opposite of yum.

Anonymous said...

back in the saddle. ITS ABOUT TIME!

Sarah Sweeney said...

Commute on the NYC Transit for blog worthy material, trust me.