Friday, May 19, 2006

Moronic slob: Now the official mindset of America

I’m not going to waste anyone’s time with a post invoking the Statue of Liberty on this English-as-our-official-language shit being crapped out of Congress. I haven’t the energy and I’m supposed to be working right now anyway.

But I have three words, kids. DISTRACTION. DISTRACTION. MOTHERFUCKINGDISTRACTION.

Are we nation of toddlers whose attention can be snagged by waving a shiny object in front of our face? This trainwreck of an administration can do whatever the hell it wants because all they need to do is trot out non issue after non issue and all is forgotten.

Apparently the American public can only sustain passion on a question when it comes to whether or not a couple of lesbians can get married, or how quickly Jorge Martinez can learn English. Starting ill-planned wars on a hunch? Eh, whatever.

The Republicans better start getting creative. Gays and immigrants: so easy. What are they going to do after the first bombs on Iran are dropped?

It had better be good. If only for the entertainment value.

Oh, and this is what they don't want us to pay attention to.
Ramadi vay-kay anyone?

3 comments:

Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

What bothers me more, thousands dead or gas prices? Gas prices. I am part of the problem.

Anonymous said...

English should be the official language! Everyone else has an official language. Why can't we!

angelatee said...

Anonymous, I've known you for 32 years and I'm pretty sure you can't speak English.