Tuesday, January 16, 2007

In that I don't feel like working and decided to update my blog


So if I was a lesbian, I'd hit this. She's effin hot and she's been on my "If I was a lesbian list," since day fucking one. J-Lo was on the list, circa Selena, but quickly fell off.

All my friends have such a list. Several years ago while we were sitting on the steps of a New Orleans police station, waiting for a tour guide, we shared our lists. Names like Charlize Theron, Jennifer Aniston, and Angie Everhart popped up.

Ladies, do you have such a list?


Iwanski said...

Selma in "Dawn to Dusk" is the end-all, be-all of movie hotness.

Iwanski said...

And yeah, now that you have given notice, go ahead and write on your blog every day.

Fer cryin out loud!

Misplaced said...

Wait a minute. If you don't have a job when will you update your blog? You don't mean that you might (gasp) do it on your own time!!!

Guys never play the 'If I were gay game'- very strange. If I were gay I would be gettting laid left and right. If I were a gay man I'd still bang Selma- I would just tell my gay friends that I was drunk.

Anonymous said...

If I was a lesbian, I'd have to choose Portia de Rossi, because being a lesbian's the only way I'd have a chance.