Anyone up for throwing Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff into the mouth of an active volcano?
I caught their shameless performances last night on the American Music Awards. I was hoping for Lohan’s sake she was just drunk, wandered on stage thinking she was in a karaoke bar.
In a word, brutal.
Maybe I’m just out of touch considering I’m old enough to have been either of the girls’ unwed teenaged mother. I think if I asked though, my 14-year-old niece would gladly kick their scrawny asses. I asked her father what she would do if she heard a Lohan or Duff song. He said she wouldn’t be very happy.
On a related note, God appeared to me last night and said he wished celebrities would stop invoking his name in their acceptance speeches. I asked why. He said obviously he has a lot on his plate now and hasn’t the time nor the interest to steward the careers of these freaks.
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i'm up for the volcano thing if you throw in Paris Hilton!
Ladies,
Paris Hilton is more than worthy of getting pitched in with her contemporaries. You guys have to carry her up the volcano though. I can handle Hillary and Lindsay.
Beers are on me afterwards. Do you think we'd win a Nobel Prize or some sort of UN accolade for this selfless act?
I bet if we tried, we could get together an alphabetic list of female, publicity hungry celebs who should be thrown into an active volcano. I'd start with Anna Nicole Smith, then Bai Ling... I'm a little concerned about Z, but I think we could find someone...
Bogota, Columbia it is!
The Galeras Volcano must read this blog. It's spewing ash and stuff as I write this.
It'll be the best $1016 any of us will spend this holiday season.
i can take the hilton. and her ugly ass dog. and her stupid monkey. and her retarded boyfriend (i've been to greece - he's fug!) anybody else?
Don't forget to toss TO into the "Volcanic Mouth of Doom" as well.
How do people get famous for being famous anyway?
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