Different religions have different ideas of what heaven is like. Boring. I’d like to know what you think hell might be like. Lake of fire? All-night poker games with demons? A tough job interview that lasts into perpetuity, maybe.
Well here’s mine. And remember this is eternal damnation we’re talking about.
I’m at a bar where the jukebox has Meatloaf’s Paradise by the Dashboard Lights on repeat. No matter how much I drink, I can’t get drunk and I’m fused to the bar stool next to the biggest stroke in all of Hades. He’s telling a story so boring I’d wish I’d die. But, fuck, I already have so there’s no escape. The Bush twins are dancing on the bar, and I can’t get to my friends who are in the corner, laughing and looking like they’re having the time of their after-lives.
O.K. now you go!
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ITS CHRISTMAS AND I AM AT THE IN-LAWS. ENOUGH SAID
oh, and I'm wearing a bridesmaid dress
and George Bush is President. . hey wait a minute!
hmmmm...my hell would probably be one in which my gamecube turned into a playstation 2.
whats a stroke?
Well thats easy. I know this is old but maybe you dont care.
My idea of hell is standing in the middle of the town square wearing a barny costume, wearing headphones I cant remove blaring Christine Aguilara (SP who the hell cares) or Mariah Carrie, while holding a 6 pound book in my extended left arm, which I would love to read but cant reel in, and having an unloaded 45 in my right arm that doesn't cause wounds to me when I bash myself in the head with it. All this while Tom Cruise is running around in front of me singing and dancing to "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy".
I may or may not be standing in a vat of lime green jello.
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