Friday, June 30, 2006
That's SO Osama!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Bin Laden needs a publicist. If I had the job, I'd make him hit the 18-25 set and hit them hard. They're the ones being shipped off to fight his army, so he should talk to directly to them.
I would recommend him learning English, maybe sending him to the Discovery Center for one of those quick and dirty classes. Then we'd woo away some hot shot Leo Burnett copywriter to spruce up his scripts. God willing this. . . martyr that. . . tired stuff, Osama.
To stay hot and connected, I'd produce regular Podcasts for the guy.
And God willing, an appearance or two on TRL.