Friday, June 30, 2006

That's SO Osama!



I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Bin Laden needs a publicist. If I had the job, I'd make him hit the 18-25 set and hit them hard. They're the ones being shipped off to fight his army, so he should talk to directly to them.

I would recommend him learning English, maybe sending him to the Discovery Center for one of those quick and dirty classes. Then we'd woo away some hot shot Leo Burnett copywriter to spruce up his scripts. God willing this. . . martyr that. . . tired stuff, Osama.

To stay hot and connected, I'd produce regular Podcasts for the guy.

And God willing, an appearance or two on TRL.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I was his publicist I would feed some crappy pizza hut pizza. Then " I would take pleasure in gutting that boy"

Anonymous said...

If I was his publicist I would feed him some crappy pizza hut pizza. Then " I would take pleasure in gutting that boy"

t2ed said...

I'd get him his own web site where he could blog. It would be called "bin Loadin'" and instead of releasing video tapes we use You Tube to reach all the cool kids.

It would have an RSS feed and he could post his thoughts and feelings about conducting a righteous holy war.

His tagline could be "Oh, and death to America of course."

Vanderbilt Ignoble said...

A) I want Pizza Hut.
B) TRL still exists?
C) There aren't any Pizza Huts in my vicinity. I'll have to have Ranch One.