Ricard Nixon left office because he bugged an office or two and was just an all-around asshole.
Bill Clinton was nearly removed from office simply because he chose the wrong mouth in which to place his dick.
And on November 8th 2006, George "You're doing a heckuva job Brownie" Bush will be sitting on Trent Lott's new porch in Mississippi drinking mint juleps. He'll be amazed (just a little though) at how the Republicans kept control of Congress and his approval rating rebounded after the Category 5 fuck-up that was Katrina.
Oh, and the mint julep will be a virgin mint julep.
God bless America.
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i (and everyone who watches the daily show) were stunned once more at just how wrong some of the things that come out of his mouth really are.
a 5th grader has better sense what is and isnt a good thing to say.
in the words of napolean dynamite: "god! idiot!"
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