Friday, September 30, 2005

You big freakin babies!

To the people I saw shivering yesterday, wearing scarves, hats, wool coats, and the like:

Please tell me you were tourists from sub-Saharan Africa. I’m begging you.

It was SIXTY-TWO DEGREES for christsake!


Jennifer said...

No kidding! I saw a lady on the el yesterday wearing fleece gloves! I'd give anything to live in a climate where it's like this every single day. Pussies!

Chilly Willy said...

Yeah, this penguin-sized hat and scarf only comes on when it's minus 62. I would to see them try living in an igloo.

And if you're wondering if it's hard to type with flippers, it is.

Sarah Sweeney said...

What about the douchebags who claim thier despression is due to Seasonal Effective Disorder? Just admit it, you're whiny cause it's cold, but damnit the tempurature doesn't change the chemical balance of your needy, therapist-dependant, over-medicated bullshit self!

Kris said...

Hilar. People clearly need to suck it up, n'est-ce pas? ;) It's only October!