Monday, July 24, 2006

Bad Hair Day

If you find yourself wondering what I look like, today I could pass for her twin. Here's a snippet of a phone conversation I had this morning.

Me: This is Angie.

Smart ass Co-worker: You have a few hairs standing up.

Me: I'm having a bad hair day.

Co-worker: Bad hair day?Uh, you look like you brushed your hair with an M-80

Me: Fuck you.

He then came over to my cube and said he was taking up an office collection to buy me a comb. Last I checked he had 75 cents and said he could get me something "real nice at Walgreens."

I have a hair appoinment on Saturday.


Anonymous said...

I have had hair days like that.

t2ed said...

It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.

I have learned that even if a woman's hair looks like it was done in a wind tunnel to just tell her it looks great.

angelatee said...

I wasn't offended, I thought it was hilarious. I'm kind of mean to the guy as much as possible.

I'm always open for attacks, as long as it's humorous. But you're right t2ed, you should always tell a woman she looks gorgeous even if her hair looks like she brushed it with an M80

Gordy said...

LOL, the irrationality of women. Don't care how you look as long as someone said you look good, is that the deal?

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SarahReznor said...

dude - i would've kicked his ass! you should get him a really insulting present, like deodorant.