Thursday, July 13, 2006

Holy World War III Batman!

I was starting to get really FREAKED out by the skirmish between Israel and Lebanon. And then I remembered. We have this brilliant, capable, and respected administration that will help iron things out. Pillars of diplomacy, these guys.

I'm so stopping off for some beer and smokes tonight.

Nuclear winter is infinitely more bearable drunk, I suspect. It might be time to dust off Operation Red Dawn.


Anonymous said...

I think I better stock up on some ammo and pizza.

t2ed said...

But are you willing to pee in the radiator if it goes dry?

And Red Dawn was the first PG-13 rated movie ever. Wow, was that a bad plan or what.


And my irrational fear is that Hollywood will decide to remake Red Dawn just like they did with Road House. That's right, we're out of good ideas, so now we're recycling the shitty ones.

There are some things that are too terrible to contemplate.

SarahReznor said...

i'm not kidding red dawn is the name of the Sderot security system against the Kassam rockets - i didnt even know it was a movie!!! i gotta make some phonecalls!!!