Please tell me you heard about this.
Last week Russian President Vladimir Putin sees this five-year-old boy, Nikita, in a crowd and decides to drop to his knees and kiss the kids belly.
How drunk was this guy?
And his spin? "He seemed very independent and serious... I wanted to cuddle him like a kitten and it came out in this gesture. He seemed so nice," he said, according to BBC World.
I really hope there were a few things lost in translation.