Friday, February 23, 2007

How many anytime minutes with the Morning After Pill plan?

Now I know my support for Reproductive Freedom has a limit.

I got this email yesterday from Planned Parenthood, asking me to let them buy out my current wireless plan because they’ve gotten into the cell phone business.

Props are due, I guess, for a non-profit thinking outside the, ahem, box for fundraising ideas. But Planned Parenthood Wireless? No thanks.

I can just imagine those people having access to my phone records. The same gal who states, “DO NOT INSERT ANYTHING INTO YOUR VAGINA FOR 24 HOURS PRIOR TO YOUR PELVIC EXAM,” as plainly as someone who would order a cheeseburger does not need to know who I may or may not be calling.

Them: So Angie, what’s up with you and Mr. 312-555-1234? That was a pretty interesting text you sent last week. Did you give him your flower? You did, didn’t you?

Me: Uh, Planned Parenthood lady I don’t think that’s any of your concern.

Them: We liked Mr. 773-555-1234 for you. Why didn’t you call him back?

Me: Planned Parenthood lady, you wouldn’t happen to know if the NRA has a wireless plan?

1 comment:

Vanderbilt Ignoble said...

How about remote abortions via the vibrate feature?