Saturday, February 24, 2007

I want to take Netflix behind the middle school and get it pregnant

If you didn't watch 30 Rock on Thursday, this blog headline may seem a bit curious.

No matter. I want everyone to know just how much I love Netflix. It's quite possibly one of the most healthy, and rewarding relationships I've had in years. It's going on like two months now, and we're in a really great place.

Netflix and me, we clicked immediately. In seconds, Netflix showed me just how much it knows what I like. Netflix says, hey we think you'd like this movie, Angie. And I'm all, hell yeah Netflix! Get that shit in my queue!

Netflix gets me. And I can count on Netflix.

When Netflix emails me and tells me that a movie is coming, I know I can count on Netflix to deliver. Netflix isn't selfish or mean. Netflix said it mailed me a movie (and I totally believe them) but it didn't show up. So I told them, and you know what?

Netflix didn't get all pissy or anything. They're like, that's cool do you still want to see Happy Hour with Eric Stoltz? And I said, uh yeah, I do. And they said, well goddamn no sweat. We're shipping it all the way to you from California!

I even introduced Netflix to my mom this weekend. She's real happy for me, I can tell.


t2ed said...

Netflix and I have been going steady for about two years and even my Father in Law sees Netflix on the side.

Angie T said...

Yeah, I know I'm a little late with the Netflix phenom.